‘Boland for PM!’: Ruthless Aussies Demolish England Within 3 Days, Retain The Ashes

Some truly scintillating bowling from the Australian pace cartel, in combination with some utterly poor batting from the English line-up, has seen the Aussies claim the Boxing Day Test at the MCG by an innings and 14 runs within 3 days. The victory in Melbourne gives Australia an unassailable 3-0 lead in the series, meaning they do retain the Ashes.